Daddy Grognard: You know you're a gamer when...

Monday, 18 July 2011

You know you're a gamer when...

You threaten to deduct XP to get your kids to behave...

"Stop that right now or you're going down a level..."

4 comments:

Trey18 July 2011 at 11:47
So everything you know about parenting you learned from wights? ;)
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Padre18 July 2011 at 12:18
Level draining undead, always thought that was a fascinating and extremely punishing part of D & D.
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bliss_infinte18 July 2011 at 16:44
Hilarious!
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Dungeonmum19 July 2011 at 22:30
that's it, I'm going to channel Jo Frost when I GM!
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